Since laughing is good for the health, we thought it apt to share this 1887 job description for nurses that was discovered among the stories of a former Merchant Marine hospital.Â Are weâ€¦or, arenâ€™t weâ€¦exceedingly glad itâ€™s now 2010?!Â The hourly requirements may remain similar, however.Â One can wonderâ€¦
In addition to caring for your 50 patients, each nurse will follow these regulations:
1. Daily sweep and mop the floors of your ward, dust the patientâ€™s furniture and window sills.
2. Maintain an even temperature in your ward by bringing in a scuttle of coal for the dayâ€™s business.
3. Light is important to observe the patientâ€™s condition. Therefore, each day fill kerosene lamps, clean chimneys and trim wicks. Wash the windows once a week.
4. The nurseâ€™s notes are important in aiding the physicianâ€™s work. Make your pens carefully; you may whittle nibs to your individual taste.
5. Each nurse on day duty will report every day at 7 a.m. and leave at 8 p.m. except on the Sabbath on which day you will be off from 12 noon to 2 p.m.
6. Graduate nurses in good standing with the director of nurses will be Coinstar money transfer given an evening off each week for courting purposes or two evenings a week if you go regularly to church.
7. Each nurse should lay aside from each pay day a goodly sum of her earnings for her benefits during her declining years so that she will not become a burden. For example, if you earn $30 a month you should set aside $15.
8. Any nurse who smokes, uses liquor in any form, gets her hair done at a beauty shop, or frequents dance halls will give the director of nurses good reason to suspect her worth, intentions and integrity.
9. The nurse who performs her labors and serves her patients and doctors without fault for five years will be given an increase of five cents a day, providing there are no hospital debts outstanding.